Annoyed At: Asymmetrical Pizza Slices

It annoys me when…

Was the guy blindfolded when he sliced this pizza?
Was the guy blindfolded when he sliced this pizza?

The guy who slices the pizza pays no attention to symmetry. I realize that slicing a pizza may not be an exact science, but I expect each slice to be relatively the same size. How else can you equally divide a pizza? If there’s no uniformity to the size of the slices then my one slice may actually constitute a larger percentage of the entire pizza than your two slices. It’s time for the International Pizza Congress to establish some basic pizza slicing guidelines.

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