Annoyed At: Grown Men In Short Pants

It annoys me when…

Come on guys, time for the big boys' pants.
Come on guys, time for the big boys’ pants.

Grown men walk around in short pants. Now I’m not talking about gentlemen who are on vacation, strolling on the beach or boardwalk or who play for the NBA. But, with those exceptions, please guys, pull on some big boys’ pants before you leave the house. Especially if you’re going out to eat. Crikey, is there anything less appetizing than flabby, hairy, pale man legs?

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